There's a bottle on the beach, washed up by the tide, you open it and out pops a Genie who grants you a single wish, although you may make a wish, the genie will grant it, with a twist.... for the genie is a bit demented with a sick sense of humor.

The object of this game is to screw up the previous person's wish then make a wish for the next person to mess with.

So who's gonna start with a wish ...

i wish for Scotland to win the world cup

Scotland wins the world cup, then the whole country blows up and disappears.

I wish I had more wine left

you have more wine left but then Ven comes and drinks it all

I wish I could go to the woods today

you go to the woods, and then can never leave....

I wish i lived in America

M

you get to live in america but you have to live with George Bush

I wish it was August so I could see Diamond Head

Wish granted, it's August but you find you have suddenly become deaf and blind.

I want one of my brother's puppies

you get the puppy you want but you realise its a manically deranged, face-humping obsessed trans-gendered dog that really thinks its a chimp

i wish i had a purkle camel with orange striped hoofs and a penchant for smoking cuban cigars

You get the Camel you want, but are stranded in the desert with it and no water...

I wish Big Brother was fuckin' finished already!!!

M